The Mangina - A Very Unique Sex Toy
- Made from lifelike UR3
- Functions as a pocket pussy or dildo
- Also works as a penis enhancer
The Mangina is a one-of-a-kind sex toy that men and women alike can enjoy, as it combines the best of masturbation toys for both genders.
What exactly is a “Mangina,” you ask? Well, let’s ask our good friend Wikipedia, Delphian Oracle for the digital age and harbinger of doom to librarians everywhere. Mangina may refer to:
Hmm, this doesn’t really look like any of those, does it? I guess we’re going to have to come up with our own definition. Wow, we get to create a new definition for a word from scratch. What an honor. That right is usually reserved for stuffy old white guys who think texting is ruining America. Okay, how about:
No, that’s not quite right. Maybe...
Hmm, nope. Okay, third time’s the charm:
Yeah, that’s more like it. Merriam and Webster would be proud.