Hi {first name}, thanks for being a fan of ShopInPrivate.com, the world's most private (and sometimes strangest) store. I thought you might like to know what private and embarrassing item sold better than anything else this month.
You can buy one too (although that isn't always a good thing!)
What's better than your penis? Well, obviously: two of your penises. The Clone-A-Willy kit allows you to clone your penis into a vibrating dildo that your lover will probably like more than she likes your dick. I mean, it will vibrate, it will never get soft, and it won't make dumb jokes. Are you sure you want to do this? You'll end up useless, my friend.
The Clone A Willy Dildo Kit creates a life-size vibrator from any penis. You'll end up with a nice dildo with great detail, all made from body-safe materials. All you have to do is stay hard for a couple of minutes, with warm goo on your penis. That doesn't even sound that bad, right? That sounds like your typical Wednesday evening (hopefully).
The Clone A Willy Kit comes with everything you need to make a replica of your penis. Get it ShopInPrivate.com, where we carry the weirdest sex toys for your entertainment.
