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Introducing the product that's about to make your love life a statistical marvel - the 100 Lubricated Condoms. Because, let's be real, who needs commitment when you've got a hundred ways to keep things slippery?
Product Features:
- Straight-walled design for a fit that's as classic as your grandma's apple pie
- Lubricated for an experience that's smoother than a buttered slide
- 100 condoms per bowl – because who says your love life can't be a buffet?
Let's talk about that straight-walled design; it's like the architectural marvel of condoms. Not too fancy, not too avant-garde – just classic, reliable walls standing tall like the pillars of a Roman colosseum, ready for whatever gladiator games your evening may hold.
Now, the lubrication – oh, the lubrication! It's not just any lubrication; it's the kind that turns an ordinary evening into an extraordinary slip-and-slide adventure. It's like having a personal assistant ensuring that things go smoothly, regardless of the twists and turns your night might take.
And here's the pièce de résistance – 100 condoms per bowl. That's right, a hundred! It's like the Costco of protection, ensuring you're stocked up and ready for whatever romantic escapades life throws your way. Because let's face it, who has time for last-minute runs to the pharmacy when passion comes knocking?
So, get ready for a love life that's not just good; it's statistically impressive. With the 100 Lubricated Condoms, you're not just playing the field; you're dominating it, one classic fit at a time. Because when it comes to protection, why settle for anything less than a hundred?
Note: ShopInPrivate.com's Privacy promise: Your privacy is important – expect discreet shipping and billing.
SALE
Introducing the product that's about to make your love life a statistical marvel - the 100 Lubricated Condoms. Because, let's be real, who needs commitment when you've got a hundred ways to keep things slippery?
Product Features:
- Straight-walled design for a fit that's as classic as your grandma's apple pie
- Lubricated for an experience that's smoother than a buttered slide
- 100 condoms per bowl – because who says your love life can't be a buffet?
Let's talk about that straight-walled design; it's like the architectural marvel of condoms. Not too fancy, not too avant-garde – just classic, reliable walls standing tall like the pillars of a Roman colosseum, ready for whatever gladiator games your evening may hold.
Now, the lubrication – oh, the lubrication! It's not just any lubrication; it's the kind that turns an ordinary evening into an extraordinary slip-and-slide adventure. It's like having a personal assistant ensuring that things go smoothly, regardless of the twists and turns your night might take.
And here's the pièce de résistance – 100 condoms per bowl. That's right, a hundred! It's like the Costco of protection, ensuring you're stocked up and ready for whatever romantic escapades life throws your way. Because let's face it, who has time for last-minute runs to the pharmacy when passion comes knocking?
So, get ready for a love life that's not just good; it's statistically impressive. With the 100 Lubricated Condoms, you're not just playing the field; you're dominating it, one classic fit at a time. Because when it comes to protection, why settle for anything less than a hundred?
Note: ShopInPrivate.com's Privacy promise: Your privacy is important – expect discreet shipping and billing.
