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Vanilla Massage Oil - by System JO

$10.99 $15.99 You save 31%
SKU: 79893
Availability: 52 in stock
Item Description
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Introducing the Vanilla Massage Oil by System JO – the perfect concoction to turn your ordinary massage into a fragrant, uplifting, and slightly absurd experience. Unveiling JO Naturals Lavender & Tahitian Vanilla Massage Oil, a 4 oz. bottle of pure bliss carefully crafted to transform your massage routine into an aromatic escapade that leaves you feeling more positive and refreshed than a cat with a saucer of cream.

Important Features:

- Made with Natural Ingredients: Because who needs artificial stuff when Mother Nature provides the best ingredients for a massage that feels like a soft cloud gently caressing your skin.

- Vegan Delight: No animals were involved in the making of this massage oil. It's so vegan; even your houseplants would give it a nod of approval.

- Rich, Long-Lasting Formula: Like a never-ending story, this massage oil keeps going and going, ensuring your massage lasts longer than a sloth's nap.

- Moisturizes and Rejuvenates: Not only does it make you feel like a Greek god or goddess, but it also moisturizes and rejuvenates your skin, leaving you looking more radiant than a supernova.

- Aromatherapy Benefits: Breathe in the delightful fragrances of Lavender and Tahitian Vanilla, creating an aromatherapy experience that uplifts your spirits and makes you ponder life's mysteries, like why is vanilla so universally loved?

- Uplifting and Restorative: It's like a spa day in a bottle, minus the awkward encounters with overly chatty spa attendants. Feel uplifted and restored, ready to tackle life's absurdities with a newfound vigor.

Ingredients (because knowledge is power):
- Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil
- Vitamin E Acetate
- Passiflora Edulis (Passion Fruit) Seed Oil
- Simmondsia Chinesis (Jojoba) Seed Oil
- Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil
- Pistacia Vera (Pistachio) Seed Oil
- Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil
- Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil
- Vanilla Planifolia Fruit Extract
- Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil

Now, get ready for a massage experience that's so good it should be a crime. The Vanilla Massage Oil by System JO – because life's too short for boring massages.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews
Nice massage oil

Vanilla is a great scent for massage oil. We bought ylang ylang oil once and I can still smell that stuff. Yuck. Vanilla is nice.

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