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Defense Protection Glide - Lube The Helps Protect - 4 oz. SALE

Defense Protection Glide - Lube The Helps Protect - 4 oz.

$19.99 $27.99 You save 29%
SKU: 57535
Availability: 39 in stock
Item Description
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Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed by the Defense Protection Glide - Lube That Helps Protect - 4 oz.! This isn't just any lubricant; it's your personal superhero in a bottle, here to save the day and keep your intimate moments free from villains!

Features of the Defense Protection Glide - Lube That Helps Protect - 4 oz.:
  • Anti-Yeast Infection Marvel: This lube is like a caped crusader, equipped with Carrageenan (Sea Kelp) and Guava Bark anti-bacterial extract. It's your first line of defense against yeast infections and other mischievous intruders.
  • HPV Shield: Carrageenan, the star ingredient, inhibits the infectious ability of viruses that cause cervical cancer and genital warts. It's like having your very own shield against the forces of evil.
  • Amazonian Magic: Guava Bark, straight from the heart of the Amazon, is used to prevent yeast infections, heal wounds, and act as a douche. It's like an ancient Amazonian secret that's been revealed to save the day.
  • Astringent Awesomeness: In Brazil, guava is considered an astringent for wounds. It's like the healing potion that your intimate moments have been waiting for.
  • Compact and Convenient: With a 4 oz. bottle, it's like having a trusty sidekick that you can take with you anywhere. You'll always be ready to fight off any unwanted intruders.

The Defense Protection Glide - Lube That Helps Protect - 4 oz. is your ultimate protector when it comes to intimate moments. Whether you're facing yeast infections, HPV, or other villains of the night, this lube is here to save the day. So why settle for a mundane performance when you can have a heroic adventure that's as satisfying as it is protective? Grab yours today and let the defense begin!

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Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews
I like this lube

I'm not quite sure what this lube promises to do, but if it offers some extra protection from just about anything I'll buy it.


Site review: I know a lot of the stuff here is funny, but I found something I really needed and it arrived quickly. Nice.

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