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- A tighter fitting condom
- More secure than a larger condom
- A great choice for a snug fit
It takes a big man willing to visit his local druggist and announce, “I’ll take a dozen of your smallest condoms, please! And don’t try to sell me those huge ‘mediums’ either.”
Even if you made such a bold request, you would still leave most pharmacies empty handed and unsheathed because smaller condoms are no longer widely available. These days, most men are marching around pretending to have penises that require zeppelin-size prophylactics. Manufacturers compete for this liar’s market with condom names like “Giganto,” “Big Schlong,” and the ever-popular, “Oh My Gawd.”
But only a self-deluded idiot would buy a condom larger than he really needs. One wrong move and you’re in big trouble, mister. Thankfully, CautionWear still makes the 49 mm diameter Iron Grip condoms for men who don’t need marketing hype to know who they are. Even many men who can fit into a 10% larger regular-size prefer the tighter fit for the extra protection that a snug jimmy hat provides.
Like most condoms, Iron Grip has a small amount of water-based lubricant.
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