The World's Worst Black Friday Sale

ShopInPrivate.com, the World's Most Private Store, presents our annual World's Worst Black Friday Sale! If you're looking for the best prices on weird gifts, or maybe just the best sale on something interesting to buy for yourself, ShopInPrivate.com is the right place to go. You see, we sell items that are embarrassing to buy. Products that solve personal issues and embarrassing conditions are our specialty. Here's a roundup of some of our strangest products.

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This "Fantasy Football" Is A Male Masturbation Device $32.99 ~~$44.99~~ You save 27% SALE
Gum Job Gummy Candy Teeth Covers - The Weirdest-Looking Oral Sex Aid Ever $7.99 ~~$12.99~~ You save 38% SALE
Immortalize Your Penis with the Vibrating Clone A Willy Kit $44.99 ~~$59.99~~ You save 25% SALE
Bleach Your Bum Naturally With This Anal Bleach $32.99 ~~$44.99~~ You save 27% SALE
The Rose - Expertly Sucks Your Clitoris! $34.99 ~~$69.99~~ You save 50% SALE
Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy $4.99 ~~$6.99~~ You save 29% SALE