Spank Me! Naughty Party Card Game
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- A naughty Go Fish-style game
- 2-6 players
- Includes 101 cards
Spank Me! is an adult party game that plays a lot like Go Fish, where you're trying to make pairs of cards - except if you don't have the card someone's looking for, you're going to get spanked!
Under normal circumstances, it is apparently considered socially unacceptable to ask someone if they have Itty-Bitty Balls or a Big Ol’ Bush. I’ve never understood why those questions are so inappropriate to ask, but I guess I must have asked them a few too many times, because now I’m banned from every grocery store in town. What a bunch of prudes.
So, imagine my delight when I learned that now there’s a game where asking questions like that is not only allowed, it’s necessary. Spank Me! is a card game for 2-6 players that plays almost exactly like Go Fish. Except instead of asking totally boring and “inoffensive” questions like “Do you have an 8?” each card has a sexual euphemism on it, so you have to ask things like “Do you have a Wet Pussy?” or “Do you have Junk in Your Trunk?”
But the fun doesn’t stop there. Just like in Go Fish, if the person you’re asking doesn’t have the card you’re looking for, they say the name of the game. Only in this case, they mean it literally. If you don’t have a match in Go Fish, nobody expects you to drive to the nearest river and cast out a line looking for it (I learned that one the hard way, one cold December when I nearly fell through some ice searching for an Ace). But in Spank Me! you give the person who didn’t have your card a big ol’ smack on the derriere. But watch out - there are also Special Action cards mixed into the deck which the spankee could play to spank you instead, reduce your spank to a light pat, or more.
Once the game is over, the player with the most points wins a previously agreed-upon reward from the 10 Reward Cards included with the deck. These range from a foot rub to sex in a position of their choice, so you can pick which seems most appropriate depending on how familiar you and the other player(s) are - or how familiar you’d like to be.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to play this game with some strangers at the grocery store.
Comes with 101 cards (80 Match Cards, 10 Special Action Cards, 10 Winner’s Reward Cards, and 1 Instruction Card).