Sasha Grey's Pocket Pussy - A Sex Toy For Men

You can buy a cheap pocket pussy for less than 10 bucks here at ShopInPrivate.com, but if you want to stick your penis in a replica of a real porn star, like Sasha Grey, you've got to pay a little more. Why? Because she is Sasha Grey, that's why. For example, if your girlfriend wanted to go out for dinner you might take her to Olive Garden, but if Sasha Grey stopped by your house and wanted to go for dinner you'd take her hot ass to Red Fuckin' Lobster. It's the same with her pocket pussy, it costs a little more, but damn if those cheddar biscuits aren't delicious.

The Sasha Grey Pocket Pussy features realistic detail, well, that's the claim anyway. I've never seen her labia up close, but I'm guessing they look like this. Also, like the real thing, it doesn't say much and just gets right to business. You can do anything you want and it won't stop.

The Sasha Grey Pocket Pussy cleans up easily. What's that, you don't know how to clean a pocket pussy? (Oh Now, please don't let him tell this joke!) Really, you don't know how? (Stop reading now!) To clean a pocket pussy, you turn it inside out and wash the fuck out of it. Ha ha ha. I love that joke. Actually though you turn it inside out and then use antibacterial soap and water.

Using a water-based personal lubricant is best with this toy. You could try Sasha Grey's Love Spit lube. It's lube that is supposed to be just like Sasha Grey's spit. I hope she brushed her teeth before they calculated the formula.