Pocket Cocks - Little PVC Penises

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$4.99 $7.99
You save 38%
SKU: 1REV-BP49867
Weight = (4.0)oz. Shipping Info
Availability: 30 in stock

Features
  • Pocket Cocks
  • Little PVC Penises of various colors
  • Tons of reasons to send someone one of these
Quick facts
The reasons to send someone a Pocket Cock are only limited by your imagination. ShopInPrivate.com's Revenge products let you anonymously get your payback.

Item Description
There are a million reasons to send someone a little dick. Here they are:

1. Send it to a guy, to tell him he has a little dick

2. Send it to a guy, to tell him he is a little dick

3. Send it to a girl, to tell her she likes little dicks

4. Send it to your ex’s new girlfriend, to let her know what she’s in for

1,000,000. Send it to anybody you hate’s young son or daughter to prompt a conversation they weren’t planning to have for a few years

See, look at that. A million. Okay, maybe we skipped a few. But we’re sure you can fill in the blanks on your own and come up with all kinds of reasons you’d want someone to open up a little dick in the mail. And honestly, when they’re this cheap and this hilarious, do you really even need a good reason? Whatever your reasons are, they’ll get the message loud and clear, without ever knowing who brought this tiny-dicked wrath down upon them.

Pocket Cocks are three inch-long PVC penises that come in a variety of colors, both natural and unnatural. We’ll send a randomly colored Pocket Cock to whoever you choose. If you order more than one, we’ll do our best to send a variety of different colors, for a whole rainbow of embarrassment.

When you order this item, we’ll send it to whomever you choose, wherever you choose, with no indication of who sent it to them. We’ll only ever reveal your identity if ordered to by a subpoena. ShopInPrivate.com’s Revenge products are the best way to get back at someone cheaply, effectively, and anonymously.
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