Penis Enlargement Pump - Embarrass a Small-Dicked Dick

$14.99 $24.99
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SKU: 1REV-W40221
Weight = (18.0)oz. Shipping Info
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  • Penis Enlargement Pump
  • Designed for men with small penises
  • Great for embarrassing any guy
Quick facts
The Penis Pump makes a great way to embarrass and humiliate any guy, whether you know that he has a small penis or just suspect it.'s Revenge products let you anonymously get your payback.

Item Description
There are few things more inherently embarrassing than a penis pump. First of all, there’s pretty much only one thing it can be used for. If someone sees you with one of these, they get a pretty clear picture pretty quickly of why you’ve got it. On top of that, just look at the thing. Can you even imagine a more ridiculous contraption? It looks like a 2nd grader tried to glue their dog’s chew toy to a beaker from science class. Even if people didn’t know what it was for, I wouldn’t want to be caught walking around with something like this. But it’s even worse than that - it’s not the sort of thing that’s only embarrassing if other people see you with it. When you receive a gift from someone in the mail, it shows they’ve been thinking about you, right? So if you receive this from someone in the mail, it shows they’ve been thinking about you - thinking you have a tiny dick. Ouch.

Make no mistake, this isn’t the sort of revenge that you can only give to someone whose dick you’ve seen. It will work for a shitty boss, coworker, or in-law just as well as it will for an ex-boyfriend, ex-fiance, or ex-husband. The Penis Enlargement Pump is the perfect way to humiliate any man who’s been a dick to you, because it’s the perfect way to humiliate any man, period. We asked all our male staff members what the biggest insult they could receive was, and they universally agreed, “tiny penis.” Well, one of them said “unskilled alligator wrestler.” But unfortunately, we don’t have anything you can use to embarrass someone for that. Not yet, anyways.

You may have noticed that our Revenge category has quite a few different products related to penis size - if this pump doesn’t quite do it for you, you could also check out Erection Assist or Penis Enlargement Cream. Here at, we think it’s important that you have a variety of options available to tell someone they have a small penis. No matter how much or how little you’re able to spend, and no matter what type of item you think would most humiliate the recipient, we’ve got you covered. Because no little-dick little prick should have to go through life without being constantly reminded of how little his dick is.

When you order this item, we’ll send it to whomever you choose, wherever you choose, with no indication of who sent it to them. We’ll only ever reveal your identity if ordered to by a subpoena.’s Revenge products are the best way to get back at someone cheaply, effectively, and anonymously.
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