Subtle Butt Fart Filters - For People who Stink
- Subtle Butt Fart Filters
- Neutralize the odor of bad gas
- Great for telling someone they smell
The Subtle Butt Fart Filters are a great way to get payback on someone who's made your life a sulfurous hell with their careless gas-passing. ShopInPrivate.com's Revenge products let you anonymously get your payback.
Some people think, once they graduate middle school, that they’re above making fun of others for their smelly farts. Those people are just a bunch of party poopers (or party farters?), and they clearly haven’t been through what you’ve been through. If they had, they would understand that sometimes the only way to get someone to freshen up their act is to make them the butt of a joke. And the Subtle Butt Fart Filters are the perfect way to do just that.
Maybe you’ve got a coworker who plagues the office with their malodorous melodies, or an immature ex-boyfriend who thought it was just a gas to turn your shared bed into a dutch oven. Maybe it’s for someone who tortured you endlessly with their foul flatulence, or maybe they just made you miserable with their foul personality. Even if the noxious air they sent your way was metaphorical, the Subtle Butt Fart Filters send a clear message: you stink, you reek, your mere presence makes flowers wilt and small animals cry. After getting something as direct and insulting as this in the mail, even the most unrepentant of smell-sinners will feel compelled to come clean.
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