The Ass Master Butt Plug - For a Gigantic Asshole
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- Ass Master Butt Plug
- Truly gigantic butt plug
- The perfect way to call someone a giant asshole
Who do you give a giant butt plug to? A giant asshole, of course. Whoever the biggest asshole in your life is, this is the gift for them. ShopInPrivate.com's Revenge products let you anonymously get your payback.
Picture the biggest asshole in your life. You know who we’re talking about. That one man or woman with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, who seems to enjoy making your life needlessly miserable for no other reason but the fun of it. Just, really, an all-around terrible person. They’re just a giant asshole. A giant, gaping, cavernous asshole.
So, what do you give a giant asshole to let them know what you think about them? Well, that should be obvious. Well, maybe it’s not so obvious, because you wouldn’t expect such a thing to exist. But this is ShopInPrivate.com, the world’s most private store, after all, and we have all kinds of weird items you wouldn’t expect. Including the perfect product for humiliating or getting back at that big asshole in your life: the gigantic Ass Master Butt Plug.
The Ass Master Butt Plug has a diameter of 4.5 inches, which probably doesn’t sound like a lot. But think about what it’s for. Is your butthole anywhere near 4.5 inches wide? Not even close. There’s no way anyone could fit this thing inside their literal assholes. Which means it can have only one purpose: reminding metaphorical assholes of what they are. The Ass Master says it all without saying a thing: “Hey, here’s a giant butt plug for a giant asshole.” They’ll get the message loud and clear.
Plus, if you send it to them somewhere public, like their workplace or their family’s house, it’ll have the added bonus of embarrassing the living daylights out of them. They’ll have a hell of a time trying to explain to their secretary or significant other why someone sent them an anal sex toy, let alone such a massive one. That’s what you get, you giant asshole!
When you order this item, we’ll send it to whomever you choose, wherever you choose, with no indication of who sent it to them. We’ll only ever reveal your identity if ordered to by a subpoena. ShopInPrivate.com’s Revenge products are the best way to get back at someone cheaply, effectively, and anonymously.