Anal Exerciser Kit - Says, "Go Stretch Out Your Asshole"
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- Anal Exerciser Kit
- Tells them to go stretch out their own asshole
- Even if they don't get it, they'll be offended
The Anal Exerciser Kit is a unique but highly insulting item to send someone for revenge for just about anything. ShopInPrivate.com's Revenge products let you anonymously get your payback.
When we were deciding what products to sell in our Revenge category, we brainstormed some pretty creative ideas for insults. Boob Lube to call someone a tittyfucker? Nah, that doesn’t sound like all that bad a thing to be. Nipple Lightening Cream to tell them they have dark nipples? Okay, but who really cares about that? The Ostrich Pillow to call them... the sort of person who uses an ostrich pillow? Pretty weird, but they’d probably be more confused than insulted. Another miss.
As you can see, none of those ideas quite worked. But then, we finally hit upon it. The perfect combination of weird and insulting to fill anyone with offense and resentment. A command that Shakespeare himself would have been proud to coin. A true paragon of the virtues of vengeance.
“Go stretch out your asshole.”
Pretty offensive, right? Even “go fuck yourself” sounds tame and pleasant compared to that. With the Anal Exerciser Kit, you’re not simply telling them you want them to get fucked in the ass. You’re saying you want them to stretch their ass out to maximize how much they can get fucked in the ass. Pretty brutal.
The Anal Exerciser Kit is a set of three butt plugs of varying sizes which is intended to help you train your anus to accept larger and larger things inside it. Which is exactly what the dickhead who pissed you off ought to do, right? Just imagine the look on their face when they open this and realize what someone is telling them to go do. Or imagine the look on their family’s or coworkers’ faces. Good luck walking straight the next day after that one.
When you order this item, we’ll send it to whomever you choose, wherever you choose, with no indication of who sent it to them. We’ll only ever reveal your identity if ordered to by a subpoena. ShopInPrivate.com’s Revenge products are the best way to get back at someone cheaply, effectively, and anonymously.