A Leopard Print Thong in Small/Medium Sizes
- A leopard print thong
- Always great for a laugh
- Fits small/medium sizes
This leopard print thong is a classy and sexy undergarment that everyone is sure to love. Buy this and other items like it discreetly at ShopInPrivate.com.
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Contains one thong in a Small/Medium size. Made from 95% Polyester and 5% Spandex. Hand wash cold. Line dry. Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.