Dual Vibrating Penis Head Teaser

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$21.99 $39.99
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SKU: M-AF607
Weight = (13.0)oz. Shipping Info
Availability: 5 in stock

Features
  • TPE and ABS Plastic
  • Two vibrating bullets
  • Takes 2 AA batteries (not included)
  • Quick facts
    The Dual Vibrating Penis Head Teaser is like a beer helmet for your dick that surrounds you with vibrating sensations and tickling teasers!

    Item Description

    Okay, guys, whatever you do, DON’T look at the picture at the top of this page. If you already did, congrats, you are now cursed for eternity by a vengeful Mayan fertility goddess. Not really. But it will take some of the fun out of this.

    Okay, so I want you to picture something in your mind for me -- no, no, not a big pair of boobs. Hold on. We’ll get to that part. I want you to picture a beer guzzler helmet. You know what I’m talking about: those hats with beer can-sized cup holders on either side of them with straws attached to go directly to your mouth. You know, the bane of every sober sports-goer’s existence from the west coast to the east (although, really, if they’re upset about anything at all, it’s kind of their own fault for trying to go to a sports game sober).

    Okay, got it pictured? Alright. Now shrink it. Shrink it like your dick if you were swimming in the Arctic ocean while your mother-in-law circled around in a lifeboat harassing you about everything you’ve ever failed at. Okay, maybe not quite that small. Got it? Now replace the beers with little metal vibrating eggs. I know, weird, but stick with me. Now imagine the helmet is made of a soft jelly-like material, and it’s got these tiny jelly nubby things sticking out all around the inside. And now imagine sticking your dick inside of it. And NOW you can picture that big pair of boobs you were thinking of earlier.

    Sounds like some freaky, kinky, alien shit, right? Ah, on the contrary, my friend. It just sounds that way for one of two reasons: either because you suck at imagining things or because I suck at describing them (it’s probably the second one). Now you can look at the picture, if you haven’t already, and see what I mean. Okay, maybe it still looks kind of like some freaky alien shit, but it’s actually a lot less weird than it looks. The Dual Vibrating Penis Head Teaser fits around the head of your dick and surrounds it with soft teasing ticklers for extra stimulation. It’s got two powerful bullet vibrators nestled in the sides (where the beer cans would go) and a wired remote control that can control them together or separately. And let me tell you, weird as it may look, that vibration coming at you from both sides feels absolutely amazing. Like I said before, it’s like a beer guzzler helmet for your dick. Except instead of beer, your dick will be guzzling pleasure.

    The Dual Vibrating Penis Head Teaser is made of body-safe TPE and ABS plastic and can be used with any silicone or water-based lubricant. It should be washed with warm water and antibacterial soap or sex toy cleaner. The Dual Vibrating Penis Head Teaser features two independently controlled multi-speed bullet vibrators with a wired controller that takes 2 AA batteries (not included).

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