The Defecating Device Enema From China
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SKU: E-GOLD-ENEMA
Weight = (22.0)oz.
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- A Gold Enema Pump
- Completely lacks English instructions
- How hard could it be?

If you want to add a little more challenge to your enema experience, look no further than this Defecating Device. There's no instructions, so you're on your own for figuring out how it works!

Well, if you’ve been looking to add a new level of challenge to your colonic irrigations, you’re in luck. The Defecating Device will leave you as puzzled as you are pooped. Brought to you straight from China, its packaging contains a mere three English phrases: “Defecating Device,” “Four Characteristics,” and “Good Life Began!” You might think, “Well, surely there will be an English section of the instructions, even if it’s broken English.” Nope. Not a word.
The box does, however, feature a caucasian family smiling very awkwardly, so that’s something, I guess. But aside from their approving and highly disconcerting gazes, you’re left totally on your own to figure out what the various buttons on the device do, how to attach the included hose, or what the proper care for such a device is. But how hard can that be, really? It’s just shooting water up your butt, it’s not rocket science. We wish you the best of luck, brave enema explorer.

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