A Sex Machine For Couples That Takes the Sex Out of Sex
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- Rechargeable with a USB port
- Includes two dildos and one masturbation sleeve
- Touch-button controls and a wireless remote
The Couples Sex Machine combines a male masturbator and a female vibrator to create a sex toy that pleases both partners at once. But if you're both having sex with the machine, are you really having sex with each other?
If you’ve spent any time at all looking around this site, you’ve seen sex machines for women. You’ve seen sex machines for men. Honestly, you’ve probably seen waaaay too many sex machines for men. Men are obsessed with high-tech gadgets, and they’re obsessed with things they can stick their dicks in, so no wonder they’ve made so many high-tech gadgets they can stick their dicks in. But I digress.
You know what you’ve probably never seen before? A sex machine for couples. Yes, that’s right, it’s a male masturbator and a dildo, attached to the same machine, so both partners can use it at the same time.
I know what you’re thinking: why? What’s even the point of that? Why not just, you know, have sex with each other? Here’s our best guesses:
But if, for any of these reasons or any others that we can’t even conceive of, you need a sex machine for couples, this one is pretty fantastic. It’s got all sorts of deluxe features and accessories, such as:
As you can see, they really pulled out all the stops to make sure this was the best couples’ sex machine ever (even if it might also be the only couples’ sex machine ever). So if you’re looking for a couples’ sex toy that completely redefines what “sex” even means, look no further than the Couples Sex Machine.
Remote control takes one A23 battery (included). Components are made from ABS plastic, metal, PVC, TPR and vinyl. Can be used with any water- or silicone-based lubricant. Dildos and masturbation sleeve should be removed from the machine for cleaning, and washed with antibacterial sex toy cleaner or warm water and soap.