18 Again Vaginal Tightening Cream

A lot of people are obsessed with being young again, but I'm not one of them. Sure, youth is wasted on the young and dumb, but being 18 gets you into lots of trouble. Think back to being 18. You were out partying every night, throwing up every morning. You were always sleeping in til 2pm, missing the best part of the day. You subsisted on Parrot Bay and Natty Ice. Your idea of a fancy meal was four taco supremes. Sex with that random guy from the party who might have been cute lasted 30 seconds if you were lucky. But, hey, you had a tight whoesy whatsy!

18 Again Vaginal Tightening Cream promises to transform your old, tired vajayjay into the fountain of youth. We recommend you give it a try if your vagina has been taking lots of naps, eating only soft foods, or sending you birthday checks for $12 lately. 18 Again is about 100 times cheaper than vaginal rejuvenation surgery, and therefore, about 100 times less dumb. In the meantime, keep working on your kegels.

Ingredients: Glycerin, PEG 32, PEG-8, Aloe Vera, Methylparaben, Potassium Alum, DMDM Hydantoin, Sodium Citrate.