The Eiffel Tower Dildo Has A Certain Je Ne Sais Que

Looking for monumental pleasure? Invest in the Eiffel Tower Dildo. This dildo is shaped like France's most famous monument, the Eiffel Tower. It was even made in France, adding to its authenticity. Thankfully, it is not constructed of iron lattice, but instead, of body-safe materials.

The Eiffel Tower Dildo stands proud at 10.5 inches, with 6 inches of insertable length—much more comfortable than the real Eiffel Tower's length of 1,063 feet. This is the kind of dildo you could set on your bookshelf, and no one would be the wiser. If you're the type of person who likes random people to touch their dildos unknowingly, this is the perfect dildo for you.

Note to Men: This dildo is NOT an adequate substitute for that romantic trip to Paris she's always wanted.