The Naughty Candy Heart Butt Plug - Be Mine

Want to give your wife a butt plug that she might actually appreciate? Just kidding, she'll still hate it. BUT, she might at least find this butt plug to be pretty cute. This butt plug is small, and features a heart that's in the spirit of Valentine's Day candy hearts. It says, "Be Mine."

Honestly, it would make more sense if you bought this butt plug, put it in your butt, and then let your wife discover it. She might be horrified; she might be excited; she might find it hilarious. This is a true test of the broad you married.

The Candy Heart Butt Plug is made of body-safe, phthalate-free silicone. It is three inches long, and 1.25 inches across at the widest point. All jokes aside, this is a comfortable, high-quality butt plug. Get it for yourself or for your Valentine.