Hairy Pocket Pussy - Disgusting and Embarrassing

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$19.99 $29.99
You save 33%
SKU: 1REV-M47699
Weight = (12.0)oz. Shipping Info
Availability: 1 in stock

Features
  • Hairy Pocket Pussy
  • A male masturbator with "hair" glued on
  • No one wants to receive this
Quick facts
The Hairy Pocket Pussy is the grossest item we sell, and it's sure to deliver equal parts embarrassment and disgust when received. ShopInPrivate.com's Revenge products let you anonymously get your payback.

Item Description
Normally, this is where we would explain to you what sorts of revenge a product would be good for, or give some suggestions about who you could send it to. But in this case, we felt like there really wasn’t anything we could say that the Hairy Pocket Pussy doesn’t say for itself. I mean, just look at that thing. Would you ever, under any circumstances, be glad to find this grizzled monster waiting for you beneath the packing peanuts? Didn’t think so. Even the world’s loneliest man wouldn’t appreciate a gift of this particular male masturbator.

If we had to suggest the ideal recipients, we guess it would be the ideal present for a manwhore or a woman with hygiene issues down there. But honestly, you could send it to just about any man or woman for just about any reason and it would certainly accomplish its purpose. Hell, even an alien who knew absolutely nothing about human genitalia would be offended and humiliated by receiving this thing in the mail.

The Hairy Pocket Pussy is not only the grossest thing we offer to send someone for revenge, it might just be the grossest thing we sell on the entire site. It’s not the highest quality pocket pussy to begin with, but the long, stringy, fake-feeling hair glued onto it really bumps it up a notch. It’s like they were trying to make it as anatomically correct as possible and missed the mark by a million miles. This means that if you’re trying to gross somebody out, humiliate them, or just generally offend their sensibilities, the Hairy Pocket Pussy is just about the best possible way to do it.

When you order this item, we’ll send it to whomever you choose, wherever you choose, with no indication of who sent it to them. We’ll only ever reveal your identity if ordered to by a subpoena. ShopInPrivate.com’s Revenge products are the best way to get back at someone cheaply, effectively, and anonymously.
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