Hair Reduction Serum - For Revenge on a Hairy Bastard

$12.99 $16.99
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SKU: 1REV-FN47431
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  • Hair Reduction Serum
  • Reduces hair anywhere on the body
  • Tell someone they're hairy
Quick facts
Hair Reduction Serum makes a great revenge against someone who seems to have trouble maintaining this basic element of hygiene.'s Revenge products let you anonymously get your payback.

Item Description
Looking to get back at someone with both the temperament and the hair follicle density of a silverback gorilla? This Hair Reduction Serum is the perfect way to do it. It’s designed to reduce hair growth anywhere on the body, including intimate areas, so it’s a very widely applicable token of revenge. Possible targets include:

  • The boss who keeps popping open the top three buttons of his shirt to show off his chest hair every time you walk into his office
  • The cafeteria lady whose emergent beard hairs keep falling into your soup
  • The ex-lover of either gender who refused to maintain the landing strip, no matter how many times you asked
  • The crotchety old neighbor whose ear and nose hair are almost as heinous as his completely unreasonable demands for you to keep the noise down

    The possibilities are endless; a vial of Hair Reduction Serum in the mail is the perfect revenge against any kind of shaggy shit-head or bushy bitch. The packaging proudly proclaims, “Meet your new best friend!” And as soon as they open it, they’ll know that somebody thinks that’s the only friend their hairy ass will ever have.

    When you order this item, we’ll send it to whomever you choose, wherever you choose, with no indication of who sent it to them. We’ll only ever reveal your identity if ordered to by a subpoena.’s Revenge products are the best way to get back at someone cheaply, effectively, and anonymously.
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