Certain Dri Antiperspirant - Strike Back at Sweaty Assholes
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- Certain Dri Antiperspirant
- Clinical strength antiperspirant
- Tell someone they're too sweaty
If the person you're getting revenge on has a bit of a perspiration problem, Certain Dri is the way to tell them. ShopInPrivate.com's Revenge products let you anonymously get your payback.
Getting dumped, fired, cheated on, or otherwise screwed over sure is the pits, isn’t it? Especially when the person screwing you over is some kind of swamp beast; the creature from the sweaty lagoon. Thomas Edison once said, “Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety nine percent perspiration.” Well, if the damp dickhead who damaged your pride is any indication, being an asshole is one hundred percent the latter.
Luckily, now you can strike back at the sticky saboteur by hitting them where it hurts - or where it drips, as the case may be. It might not make them regret what they’ve done, but it sure will give them a few drops of the salty, stinky shame they rained down upon you. We would say that receiving a “fuck you” like this in the mail will really have them sweating, but, hey, they don’t really need any help with that, do they?
When you order this item, we’ll send it to whomever you choose, wherever you choose, with no indication of who sent it to them. We’ll only ever reveal your identity if ordered to by a subpoena. ShopInPrivate.com’s Revenge products are the best way to get back at someone cheaply, effectively, and anonymously.