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Pussy Juice. Yep. This really is a product called “pussy juice.” Let that sink in for a moment.
Okay. Recovered from the shock of that? Ready for another? Pussy Juice is more than just a gross name. It’s a gross product, too! Pussy Juice is a water-based lubricant that smells like a vagina. You may be wondering, why would you need a lube to smell like a vagina? Most of the time you’re using lube, the vagina smell will already be provided naturally. But we thought of a few scenarios where you might need to create it artificially. Such as:
You want a more realistic intimate experience with your cheap inflatable sex doll
You’re trying to keep someone with gynophobia out of your room
You’ve just discovered you have a totally real, totally not-made-up medical condition called Odorless Vagina Syndrome, and want to see what you and your partners have been missing out on all your life
See? There are plenty of situations where this would be useful. Even if you don’t see yourself in any of those situations, it might be a good thing to have around anyways. You never know when you’re going to need to gross someone out, or when you might need to prove that capitalism encourages us to make anything we can without thinking about whether or not we should.
Pussy Juice is glycerin-free, paraben-free, and water-based. It has not been tested for condom compatibility.
One bottle contains 8.25 fl. oz. / 244 mL.
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- Vagina-scented lube
- Water-based
- 8.25 fl. oz.
Pussy Juice is vagina-scented lubricant. We're not sure when you would need vagina-scented lubricant, but if you do, here it is.
Okay. Recovered from the shock of that? Ready for another? Pussy Juice is more than just a gross name. It’s a gross product, too! Pussy Juice is a water-based lubricant that smells like a vagina. You may be wondering, why would you need a lube to smell like a vagina? Most of the time you’re using lube, the vagina smell will already be provided naturally. But we thought of a few scenarios where you might need to create it artificially. Such as:
See? There are plenty of situations where this would be useful. Even if you don’t see yourself in any of those situations, it might be a good thing to have around anyways. You never know when you’re going to need to gross someone out, or when you might need to prove that capitalism encourages us to make anything we can without thinking about whether or not we should.
Pussy Juice is glycerin-free, paraben-free, and water-based. It has not been tested for condom compatibility.
One bottle contains 8.25 fl. oz. / 244 mL.
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