
- Jizz Lube
- Cum scent and feel
- 8.5 ounces


I'm not sure what made our buyer pick up Jizz, the cum-scented lube. We have a sneaking suspicion that like many men, he is enamored with his penis and everything that comes out of it. We like to imagine that when he found Jizz Lube, he was really pissed off that he hadn't bottled his own semen and cornered the market.
If you're confused as to what Jizz Lube is, I don't blame you. It's a water-based lube that resembles the look, feel and scent of authentic cum. Per the bottle, it is white, creamy and ... musky. Damn. The only thing I want to be musky is my Old Spice, ya dig?
Though I personally find semen to be a stringy, mucus-like, smelly, sticky fluid that often reeks of bleach ... there are those out there who have a real fetish for it. Slurp away!
8.5 fluid ounces/ 250 mL.

