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Vagina owners, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have a penis instead, let me be frank with you: they’re not that great. They’re weird looking. They have a tendency to pop up at the most embarrassing possible times. They’re notoriously susceptible to incapacitating, debilitating karate kicks to the groin. Really, the only good thing about having a penis is that you can pee standing up.
Luckily, the penisless among you can now experience all the best parts of penis ownership with none of those critical design flaws. This packer gear features a full size opening at the back and a perfectly sized hole in the front that allows anyone with any sort of genitals to enjoy the greatest benefit of having the dangly ones: the ability to pee standing up. It’s made of 100% body-safe silicone, has a realistic shape and feel, and fits snugly into most packer harnesses and underwear. In addition to granting new urinary abilities, its size and shape also make it the perfect solution for trans men looking to create a realistic bulge.
Silicone Packer Gear measures 3 inches by 1.75 inches. It should be washed before and after use with warm water and soap.
