A Sex Machine For Couples That Takes the Sex Out of Sex

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$249.99 $299.99
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SKU: S-PD-3763-19
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Features
  • Rechargeable with a USB port
  • Includes two dildos and one masturbation sleeve
  • Touch-button controls and a wireless remote
Quick facts
The Couples Sex Machine combines a male masturbator and a female vibrator to create a sex toy that pleases both partners at once. But if you're both having sex with the machine, are you really having sex with each other?

Item Description
If you’ve spent any time at all looking around this site, you’ve seen sex machines for women. You’ve seen sex machines for men. Honestly, you’ve probably seen waaaay too many sex machines for men. Men are obsessed with high-tech gadgets, and they’re obsessed with things they can stick their dicks in, so no wonder they’ve made so many high-tech gadgets they can stick their dicks in. But I digress.

You know what you’ve probably never seen before? A sex machine for couples. Yes, that’s right, it’s a male masturbator and a dildo, attached to the same machine, so both partners can use it at the same time.

I know what you’re thinking: why? What’s even the point of that? Why not just, you know, have sex with each other? Here’s our best guesses:
  • You’re sick and tired of always arguing who’s going to be on top and do all the work. Now, neither of you has to!
  • You both lost a bet. To each other. You don’t really understand how bets work.
  • You want to roleplay that you’re in a dystopian future where people can only have sex using robotic sex surrogates.
  • You’re both philosophy professors, and want to have a spirited postcoital debate about what actually constitutes “having sex with someone.”
  • You’ve tried literally every other couples’ sex toy in existence and want to round off the checklist to prove to your friends that you’re the kinkiest.

    But if, for any of these reasons or any others that we can’t even conceive of, you need a sex machine for couples, this one is pretty fantastic. It’s got all sorts of deluxe features and accessories, such as:
  • A Pipedream Extreme Pussy masturbator and two interchangeable dildos: the 6” King Cock and 7” Dillio.
  • A super-strong electric motor that makes the attached dildo thrust, makes the male sleeve do all the stroking for you, and can power anything plugged into the machine’s USB port. Just what you’ve been looking for, a sex machine that can also charge your phone!
  • A USB-powered nipple clamp, in case this machine wasn’t touching enough of your erogenous zones already.
  • Seven thrusting patterns, with easy touch-button controls on both the machine and a wireless remote control.
  • Removable suction cups on the bottom to ensure the machine doesn’t move around if you don’t want it to.
  • Ergonomic handles, so you can easily position and move it around if you do want to.
  • Plastic caps covering both ends of the machine to enhance its discreetness and portability, to better hide the shame of traveling with something so ridiculous and extravagant. Plus a travel duffle bag to carry it in.
  • A cell phone holder that attaches to the machine, so you can watch porn on your phone while you use it - so now you don’t have to touch or even look at the person you’re supposedly “having sex with!”
  • A universal power adaptor, so you can take this exotic toy to exotic locales.
  • A feather tickler, an eye mask, and small bottles of lube and toy cleaner, because no truly deluxe sex machine would be complete without these free accessories.

    As you can see, they really pulled out all the stops to make sure this was the best couples’ sex machine ever (even if it might also be the only couples’ sex machine ever). So if you’re looking for a couples’ sex toy that completely redefines what “sex” even means, look no further than the Couples Sex Machine.

    Remote control takes one A23 battery (included). Components are made from ABS plastic, metal, PVC, TPR and vinyl. Can be used with any water- or silicone-based lubricant. Dildos and masturbation sleeve should be removed from the machine for cleaning, and washed with antibacterial sex toy cleaner or warm water and soap.
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